The tale of the tape 1

So I bought a tape measure today. The good news is that the whole thing could wrap around me. The bad news is the figures are still too damn high. Well, there's only one way to solve that.

I followed the instructions here.

Neck 44 cm

Bicep 48 cm, 48 cm

Bust (Moobs) 146 cm

Chest 137 cm

Waist 146 cm

Hips 154 cm 

Thigh 91 cm, 92 cm

Calve 51 cm, 49 cm